If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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