If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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