Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
