Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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