Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize
