i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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