Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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