I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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