I don't think brook has ever known best
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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