Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
do herpes really smell.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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