Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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