pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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