Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I think my moral compass just broke
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
i out mim tonsoeep
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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