i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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