Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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