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Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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