Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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