When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
foreskin is a definite game changer
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Randomize
