Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
We got so high we made milksteak
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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