Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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