no. you can't hotbox the world.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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