There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
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