yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
This is the high leading the old right now
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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