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"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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