My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
My life is pants optional.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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