I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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