No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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