What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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