He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I just forgot I was standing up.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
