i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
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