just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
either way he was missing a nipple.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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