Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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