god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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