What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I'm passing your future prison.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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