Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I could have mohawked her pubes.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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