soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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