just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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