the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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