Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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