Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
It's Friday. Sex?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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