we're blogging at a bar
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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