just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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