i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
So squirting runs in the family.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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