please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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