When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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