Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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