physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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