I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
