Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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