Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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