You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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