is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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