that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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