The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
We had sex on a dog bed..
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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