ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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