I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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