This girl is more easily done than said...
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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